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Since I’m not a huge sports guy and still want to be recognized as manly, I invented Steakball: Man’s Manliest Sport. I know what you’re thinking: “Durrr, did you just take football and have people play it with a ball of steak instead of a football?”
No.
Well, yes. Except, at the end of the game instead of Gatorade you pour barbecue sauce on the coach.
And all the names for things are different. Like a touchdown would be a “steakdown”, a “fieldgoal” would be a “steakgoal”, cheerleaders = “steakleaders”, and so forth.
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