This was the first Strippy I ever drew. The drawing quality ressembles that of feces. A time honored tradition I like to think I’ve kept up.

A true story that took place in my school cafeteria. One day the food was so bad that the lady who managed the cafeteria came up to me and said:

“We’ve got to do something about this. I’m not one to complain, but I’ve had tasted some disgusting things before…”

She then leans in close to me and says:

“I used to work with retarded kids. I’ve had human feces in my mouth.”